Summer is here! Time to make some new memories, Prosers. With that thought, please tell me about the one that outdid all the others and why/how. Whether it be a vacation, pizza, bar crawl, road trip, concert/festival experience, relationship... anything. Make it funny, serious, thought-provoking or just plain silly! Any format/democracy decides. Please tag me @Mariah, thanks! :)

“The great enemy of clear language is insincerity. When there is a gap between one’s real and one’s declared aims, one turns instinctively to long words and exhausted idioms.” ~George Orwell -------------------------------------- In the spirit of being more concise, please inspire me. Submit your most creative entry USING ONLY SINGLE SYLLABLE WORDS. Any topic, any format. Bonus cool points if you can cleverly state your case for polysyllable superiority while adhering to the rule! :)