I have read and accept the terms and conditions.

Did you try turning it off and turning it back on again?

Do not consume alcohol while taking this medication.

Be sure to read all instructions before attempting to operate this device.

I stared at the wall all day.

The cream paint dries faster than the eggshell paint.

And then I took a nap.

The propinquity of multidimensional experiences, all within a sub-par trope, mellifluously delineates our existences’ sakes.

This medication may cause drowsiness.

4 hours later and I'm still sitting in jury duty.