Silly me! My father used to make me laugh when he told me this in the morning! I got up to get some tomato juice for my aching head and looked upon the wall and the cooties and the bed bugs were having a game of ball. The score was 6 to nothing. The cooties were ahead. The bedbugs scored a home run and knocked me plumb out of bed. Write a humorous poem that makes light of something irritating like bedbugs or cooties!