1. The protagonist can be any gender, age, ethnicity etc. BUT must have a mustache and wear a monocle. (100 points) 2. All dialogue must begin with "I say!" and/or end them with "Good day sir/madam!" (50 points) 3. Someone identifies by scientific name an extremely dangerous and venomous insect. (50 points) 4. Puns and innuendo jokes that don't use profanity (10 points each) 5. Someone gets challenged to a duel. (25 points) 6. Someone says "God Save the Queen" and means it (5 points) 7. Mention of a dog or cat named after a famous author (15 points) *You chose the winner. Must score at least 147 points to be eligible to win. Once the winner is chosen, I will create a challenge about the winner and we will write epic poems about how sophisticated, classy, and awesome they are. *Winner must have a gigantic ego and/or be comfortable receiving a lot of random praise from random strangers. *Please tag me @eljaso and yourself so we can connect. *You are awesome. Keep being awesome.