God’s Wife Must Be Pissed

If there is a God and this deity happens to be a man, his wife must be pissed.

God claims to be the Creator but that's highly illogical. Man cannot create life on his own just as a woman cannot impregnate another woman (at least not in the traditional sense). Surely this male God can contribute to the process, but He cannot be the sole Creator.

Don't you think He seems to be taking credit for an awful lot?

How would you feel if you were building a castle by meticulously constructing the walls, digging the moat and forging the iron gates only to have somebody waltz up, etch their seal into your hand carved stone blocks and call it their own?

I imagine this is how God's wife feels. Here she is pushing the galaxies through her womb and her husband claims it was his doing.

Come on, God. Don't be ridiculous.