How to Get a Boy to Like You
How to get a guy to like you:
One, always dress your best
Two, always act confident..
even if you aren't (why should
it matter if you aren’t if you can
fake it?)
Three, if he wants to touch you,
let him
Physical contact is the most important
thing in differentiating a friendship
from something more
Four, wear perfume,
appeal to his senses
Five, talk about HIS interests,
nothing is more important
than what HE likes
When I was younger,
these articles were my bible
They taught me to bow down to boys
like they were my God
To do what they wanted,
they were always right
That my own worth,
was based on how much
they valued me
And that in every aspect of life (or
what they taught me life was),
I was failing
Those articles never told me
“Be Yourself”
“Don’t change a thing”
“You are enough”
That is what I really needed to hear
I wish I hadn’t placed my value
on some boys who didn’t even know
what they wanted
I was waiting to be loved
By people who didn’t know what love was
I didn’t understand that being myself
Was the best thing I could do
But now I do
And I am so much happier
Because of it.