Challenge
Write a formal apology to the body parts you accidentally injure most often or with the greatest intensity. Identify your personal cause of clumsiness, i.e. impatience, shortsightedness, and giddy thrills. This is meant to be lighthearted; please avoid sinister forms of self-harm unless the result is somehow hilarious.
My apologies
Facial Hair,
Time and time again I cut you down like weeds sprouting in the garden. You deserve better. If it wasn't for life, I would let you be free and grow wild. Unfortunately, work and wife take precedence. I sincerely hope you understand, and don't think me ornery for how I've treated you.
Until tomorrow,
J
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