Rugged loinclothes dont look so hot from my vvvantage point. Yeah I got a little liii..llittle bit of a ssstutter...but thasss not a lisssp.

There was man who took a snake into his house to take care of it.  He was kind and spoke soothing words as he prepared for it figgy pudding. As he approached to deliver his figgy treat to his guest, the snake bit him.  There is a moral to this tale...

Yeah Im wondering how long till this ffff-fing narrator tries to chop off my head with a hhhh hoe.