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Dear Diary.

Its Chaz. Sup.

So the reason I’m writing here and not on my computer is because I want this record to last and soon computers are going to be ancient history. Why? Because the Zombie apocalypse is upon us! That’s right all you losers Chaz was right and all you jerks can go suck a lemon. But Chaaaaz your paranoid! But Chaaaaz it's impossible for the government to put nanites in our dairy products! But Chaaaaz you think everything is a conspiracy! Uhh yah! Because it is you simpletons! When I saw that video of that girl eating the homeless guys face I knew I was right all along. The videos gone beyond viral. It hit 71,000,000 views already and its only been like 5 hours! Now all the lame brains are rushing to Walmart and all the super stores to stock up on supplies and junk. What a bunch of noobs! That’s like rushing the cornucopia during the hunger games. It’s a total blood bath! Now people are trampling each other like wild animals and we haven’t even had the 1st horde yet. If you weren’t smart enough to stock up ahead of time (a.k.a. people that are not Me.) then you can get all your essentials at almost any type of store with ¾ less risk of getting killed. That includes food, water, 1st aid, or raw material. Use that grey matter people! Well anyway. I'm here at my grandpas old dilapidated house. Its best to hold up somewhere that doesn’t look like much. It still holds up pretty good though. well isolated everything works and there a basement so, a yah this place is like A+ on the zombie apocalypse check list. My Mom and my dumb step Dad were all like were going to New Mexico it’ll be fun! But I was like screw that! Once you let your guard down then Bam! Zombie apocalypse! That’s why I’m always ready. I have like 5 years of canned, dried, and camp food, all the game of thrones books, and all four Phantom Nexus directors cut games for hand held. That’s like 320 hours of game play a piece and that’s not even counting the side quests! But let’s be real, it’s all about the side quests! And I have my potato powered battery charger. So there pretty much no reason to leave. And if I see anyone coming close to the house I’ll just shoot em with Gramp’s hunting rifle. I’m a pretty good shot. I killed a deer once. Well ok Grandpa shot it but I almost hit it and Grandpa gave me the credit so… ya. Bottom line is if I see someone getting close to the house I’m gonna shoot em. Well unless it a hot girl. But she has to be like super-hot not just zombie apocalypse hot. And she has to be single. But if anyone else comes then I’m gonna shoot em. Anyway I guess I’ll go ahead and stop writing for now. We’ll have plenty of time to talk for the next few years but once the Aliens make their move…Well one thing at a time. T.T.Y.L.

Chaz