Be my guest

If you want to do my job as manager

Be my guest

If you want a million projects that day

Be my guest

If you want to deal with shitty customers

Be my guest

If you want to call store support because something isn't working

Be my guest

If you want to work eight full hours with no breaks

Be my guest

If you want to deal with whiny team members

Be my guest

If you want to get scolded for something you didn't do

Be my guest

Please take my job

Be my guest

But don't you dare complain to me

And don't you dare criticize my choices