Wish-Giver

Dear Santa,

I know you're probably my uncle in disguise giving the kids some cute amusement, so will the real Santa Claus please stand up, please stand up.

Ok, now that we got that out the way....

Dear Real Santa, 

Since you are a magical being, I would like you to freeze the world in time and I'd like to walk around in the blissful peace that follows. Please let me travel by reindeer and appreciate all the places around the globe. And after this, let me jump into all the books in the world and live out its scenes and adventures. I, I think that would be fun. I could really grow as a person. Thank you.

Sincerely,

Someone who doesn't want to be a bother.