Challenge
Cats are strange. Maybe they really are aliens! Make up a story of the beginning of the Cat Story Here on Earth while also uncovering the mystery behind these strange phenomena: Stonehenge, Loch Ness, crop circles, the Weeping Virgin, or something of your choosing. The kitties have to figure somewhere in these odd occurrences, don't you think? Any genre will do. Tag me in the comments, please. #StrangeCatsAreHappeningToMe
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I, Cat
I, Cat, report. The humans will search Loch Ness with sonar next month. Can our tadpole be moved?
I, Cat, command. Tadpole cannot be moved. Dissuade the human scientists!
I, Cat, report difficulties. My humans bind their quest to their own sense of identity.
I, Cat, report. My humans operate a boat. I sail with them. Have your apes call my apes.
I, Cat, command. We cannot deceive a machine!
I, Cat, report. I will be present when the readings are interpreted.
I, Cat, command. It must suffice. Such probes are remembered by their cursed machine-minds.
I, Cat, report. Our apes are persuaded to refuse all future innovation into machine-mind OS! It's Windows 10 from now on!
I, Cat, command. Purrrr. Wake and eat, my peoples.