I thought that it was a prank. You see, my friends are reallllly extra sometimes. I thought that one of them was finally starting up a YouTube channel for the first time and really wanted to make a sick first video that would make it viral. Sadly, no one had the budget for that. Instead, this is apparently real. Uh, I'm just going to try and stay in this state of denial. You see this is what happens when peeps start getting too crafty. Like, who thought that it would be funny to just start a zombie apocalypse? What type of nonsense? Probably one of those mad scientists in hiding did all this. This is what happens when we try to go beyond ourselves. We were so interested in surpassing death that we got this. Are y'all happy now. I mean I'm not going to do anything. I like sports but I ain't no ninja, I've resigned myself. Enough people dies thinking that this was a game where you just had to hit them in the head to be done with it. Some peeps thought that this was Attack on Titan and tried slashing them in the back of neck. I mean like if you could kill them.... then they wouldn't really be called undead. I don't know, I was never into the whole Zombie Apocalypse fantasy delirium that so many people nowadays were and are in. I stuck to my comedy manga and the seminar books forced on to me by my professors. I wonder who I think I'm talking to? Like who is going to have the luxury to read this at any point of time. I'm really just not in the mood for all this. At this point, not enough people know about the apocalypse starting, but me living in NYC and all, of course we found out first. Ugh. I feel like I don't want to deal with this but I don't know what else to do. I don't believe in suicide, it's too much effort to run. I bet you these things can fly. Wait, I bet that this is just an airborne medical disease...wait what if this is just a new form of rabies. I'm going to be so mad if this is just rabies. Well.... at least I don't have to worry about finals. Seeing as this is the first day, maybe.... I should see about provisions and shelter. I don't know what these people can do. Wait, why have I been writing grammatically? I'm not getting graded. Alright, time to through grammar and punctuation out the window im gonna rit n runonwordsnowhahathisiskindafunbutmaybishudspendmytimemorbetterly

i really don't have time for this

if i die gettin ready for this

imma leave this paper right here

can you just find out why squareular isn't a word?

there's rectangular, circular, triangular

like the main three are strutting their -ular's why not square?

k bye~~~~

also id recommend to whoever reads this noting the differences between fictional zombies and whatever the hell we have now

that'd be good, 

anyway im gonna go now

i need some lunch

and safety

and ....

yah

bye~~~~~~~~