Horseracing

"Come on, Bang Smash!"

"Oh, what a rubbish jockey. Can't she do any better?"

"That's my son racing Straight Ruler. My little boy!"

"And Supernova is edging ahead!"

"What! False start!"

"Fifty to one bet that Alaska Gold will be in first, then lose!"

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

"All that money gone."

Oh well, I never really liked Thunder Before Lightning anyway."

"Liar."

Only one voice in the crowd is saying anything along the lines of,

"That was fun!"