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Tits, Boobs, Jugs, Knockers, Air Bags, Comfy Pillows

I am a woman that is for sure

Though no oil painting any more

I have big breasts which men seem to like

But I find them annoying so hard to run or ride a bike

In Summer they get hot and underneath they smell of cheese

Sometimes after dinner in my cleavage I find fallen peas

They are heavy and cause pain in my back

It feels like I am carrying a huge potato sack

Now I always have to wear a push up bra

As now they sag much much too far

Soon I think they will tuck in to my socks

Maybe quite handy but so unorthodox

When I was young I was so often teased

Obviously I wasn´t happy or very pleased

My Christian name is Melloney you see

So at school I was called Melons CONSTANTLY!

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