I’m no gypsy

I'm not a hippie,

I ain't Prada trendy either,

My department store is a dumpster or that one thrift shop that should be to all men, GoodWill...or occasionally you'll see me at a bargain bin.

I'm not a punk,

Goth is dead,

Screamo-scene is only sleeping,

And popularity is in your head. And as a Raver without a scene,

I'm lable-incapable but i cannot refute the bad, common name for cultural mutts like me,

Coined hipster in this lack luster modern society.

Sadly urban dictionary says that is the nomber that best fits me, so i guess I'll embrace it..

Hence forth, I'll be:

"THE HIPSTER CELEBRITY as, you've probably never heard of me before!"

Works for me, as I am trying to be a good sport about this class-less classification. It matters not in the end.. so I suppose that is now then! 

Haha!