One night stand

The place was rocking on a Saturday night.

Me and my girls, feeling alright.

Skin tight jeans and off the shoulder top.

High heeled boots and lips that pop.

A few shots downed with a beer.

The loud music was all I could hear.

He pulled me on to the dance floor,

and then he bought a couple shots more.

We were having a blast swinging our hips,

wasn’t long, we were locking lips.

We decided to leave the crowded bar,

He said his apartment wasn’t far.

I couldn’t get over his sexy eyes,

He didn’t seem like most other guys.

His arms strong and his ass was tight,

this was going to be an awesome night.

I couldn’t believe I scored such a hottie,

I probably shouldn’t have been so naughty.

I passed out beside him on the bed,

we both slept heavy, like the dead.

I woke up with my head a pounding,

in an unfamiliar, new surrounding.

It took a while before i recalled,

whose bed upon, I was sprawled.

Then I remembered his handsome face,

and being in his soft embrace.

I hoped I wasn’t too much a mess,

as I felt his warm caress.

I rolled over with a little grin,

and ran my hand along his skin,

but when he turned and looked at me,

I thought, no way, this couldn’t be.

Who was this ugly, hairy dude?

I’m sorry if I’m being rude.

I couldn’t believe what I was seeing,

All I could think about was fleeing.

Beer goggles got me in this shit,

I gotta go, I gotta split.

What the hell had I been thinking,

Dammit I’ve got to stop that drinking.