Bookends!

Three nearest books to me right now are (don't laugh);

1. Health And Safety At Work Act. (riveting)

2. Things to do in the Lake District. (almost as riveting)

3. The Night Porters Journal (unrivalled in the history of books guaranteed to help you nod off)

That's it. There are others nearby that suffer from a complete lack of interest, but thankfully they are out of reach.