Challenge
Pen an absolutely REVOLTING Valentine's Day poem to someone you wish to kill (smother? maim?) with kindness. No more than ten lines, please! Evisceration and filthy, colorful language of yore are a plus. Tag me in the comments, if you wish. #myloathsomevalentine
Rejected
My darling guttersnipe,
I'd rather rip my beating heart out
While watching a Twilight marathon
And smelling stinky cheese,
All while in the car with seven
Extremely old people with gas
Who are constantly driving around in circles
On account of their Alzheimer's
While we look for Germany in Germany,
Than take you to prom.
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