Roses are Red,

Violets are Blue,

I know your filthy secret,

But that's nothing new.

Lavender is Purple,

Daisies are Yellow,

If I find you back at my place,

You'll be a dead fellow.

Marigolds are Orange,

Chrysanthemums are White,

I hope your perfect face,

Is disfigured in a fight.

Pansies are Pink,

And Dead Flowers are Black,

Here's your Valentine's Day card,

I will never want you back.