The Adventures of Patty the Unlucky Leprechaun

The day started out like any other day, Patty took her pot of gold to her personal rainbow intending to spend the day enjoying the sun and the warm shine of her gold. Upon reaching her rainbow however, she found her spot had been taken by none other than her least favorite person, Tweex the Fortunate Leprechaun. Tweex was the luckiest leprechaun alive and Patty absolutely despised her. With her usual spot taken Patty trudged off to find another rainbow. As her name suggested Patty wasn't very lucky and had wandered very far before coming across an available rainbow in one of the shadier areas of the world far too close to humans than Patty would have liked. Patty reluctantly set her pot of gold down and reclined in the partial sun to enjoy the colors of the rainbow bouncing of her gold. Patty soon drifted off and awoke some time later to the sounds of heavy panting. She opened her eyes and jumped to her feet. Her pot of gold was missing and there was  an enormous dog staring at her. Being a leprechaun Patty was only a few feet tall and that was about the same height as the dog in front of her. Patty look at the dog and the dog looked at Patty, then with a playful bark the dog bounded towards her and Patty took off running. She ran far and the dog ran after her. Patty ran past her usual rainbow where Tweex watched her with a slightly confused expression, past her favorite tree, and finally she could almost make out her home in the distance. She was only a few feet away from her door when she tripped and the dog caught up. If there was one thing Patty hated more than losing her gold it was being covered in dog spit and it simply made her day when the dog proceeded to slobber all over her. A few minutes and numerous curses later Patty made her way in her house thoroughly exhausted and in a decidedly unhappy state. ~The End.~