Apocalypse

The world has gone insane.

When people die they turn into animals. Literally animals. That cow you ate yesterday, may have been your neighbor, or your friend, or probably a complete stranger. Oh yeah, they can talk too. Plus, everybody who's blond died. It's all very strange. So that beef you used to make hamburgers for dinner was once a blond teenager, who was so much or a rebel he didn't die, he instead turned into a talking cow. Like I said the world is insane.

I may have forgot to mention, all the plants are poisonous, except to the man animal thingy McBobbers. They glow too. Did I mention that it's perpetually night? Well, it is. The planet is still warm though, so we must have a sun somewhere. Somewhere, but not here. 

You read all those books about the great and terrible apocalypse, but in truth, I like this new world better than the old one. I mean, how many kids want a talking dog? I have one. 

But sometimes I get this weird feeling that the world is about to die. No, not the world, the universe. It just seams like the end, ya know? But I guess it's no so bad though. I'll soon be outa this crazy world. But hey, might as well enjoy it when I can. 

You only live once, no matter the conditions.