My Diary - Day 1

You will never believe it! It's just to horribly unbelievable! I must be imagining it, I must!

Things like this are for fiction and just can't happen in real life. Sorry but I am seriously freaking out here along with the rest of the world. This morning started as a regular day in the life of an ordinary teenager. I slept through my alarm, panicked through breakfast and getting myself presentable for school, and running for the bus at the last minute. It was after I got there that the world just up and decided to go crazy. During history class creepy old Professor Dickerson suddenly looked like he was about to puke mid lecture and fell back into his chair. When the vice principal finally arrived to sort it out our boring little professor grabbed him and proceeded to do his best to EAT HIM!!! What's going on! Through all the screams and stampeding of the cheerleaders and jocks to get out of the class room the undesirables and nerds (of which I am one) somehow managed to connect their belts get Prof. Dickerson cinched up and immobile while the rest of the class lost their last meals all over the floor and then passed out in it. Gross! No way am I cleaning that up!