Challenge
All right, friends! I don't have a lot of time to write these days, so instead I'd like to read...
Please, dears, write me something incredibly sexy. I want it raunchy but CLASSY, steamy but not pornographic, and without the use of the words cock, cunt, clit, dick, pussy, snazz, twat, quinny, beaver, cum, skeet, jizpie hole, donut driver, potty plunger, etc., etc.
So please, make my toes curl with excitement before I hand it over to my conservative yet sassy 83-year-old grandmother. I'd like to see her giggle and blush, but not scream in terror.
Have fun!
Distraction Satisfaction
Exhausted from my work day filled
With biting, pooping children killed
My libido until, while putting away clothes
I was reminded of my device, "I suppose,"
I whispered to myself, "I'll indulge my spot."
It didn't take long for it- and me- to get hot
I recalled my long neglected trigger zone
And sent shivers and shudders to every bone
I moaned at the ecstasy my interlude brought
About shopping lists, work day stresses I forgot
Dripping wet, my cheeks blushing pink
I washed my tool off in the bathroom sink
Once done, I finished organizing drawers
And resumed all my good wifely chores
Content in the knowledge C battery power
Is available to me at any stressful hour
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