A Puppy’s Prayer

Now I lay my bottom down,

I pray my poop, will still be brown,

And if it happens I need to pee,

I pray you will provide a tree,

I hope my human won't think it wrong,

When I chew upon her tasty thong,

Those undergarments smell so nice,

Filled with all that human spice,

I thank you for that drinking bowl,

The yummy one with the large round hole,

Those floating nuggets make me drool,

I think my human calls it stool,

I thank you too, that I can lick my parts,

But I'm sorry I have such smelly farts,

When it seems they clear the room,

I pray my human won't get that broom,

I thank you too, for those treats in a bag,

The ones that make my tail wag,

I love this human, she's good to me,

Now open the door, I gotta pee!!!