Challenge
Remember the supreme sexiness of crafting me ditties about laundry, taxes and going to the dentist? Well, damn--this is going to be a bit boring by comparison. Write me a sweet, neat love poem or story set in the most maudlin or repulsive of situations or settings. Tag me in the comments, please. #loveamongstthestench
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Good times
A drunken topple
Onto my own vomit
Now I feel awful
This I do admit
But you were lovely
The way that you sway
You, on top of me
How I love you that way
Now that we're done
And puke on my shirt
I truly had fun
Getting under your skirt
An exotic encounter
Delivered with pride
Your money's on the counter
My Uber is outside