Challenge
All right, friends! I don't have a lot of time to write these days, so instead I'd like to read...
Please, dears, write me something incredibly sexy. I want it raunchy but CLASSY, steamy but not pornographic, and without the use of the words cock, cunt, clit, dick, pussy, snazz, twat, quinny, beaver, cum, skeet, jizpie hole, donut driver, potty plunger, etc., etc.
So please, make my toes curl with excitement before I hand it over to my conservative yet sassy 83-year-old grandmother. I'd like to see her giggle and blush, but not scream in terror.
Have fun!
Feast of Flesh
Sugar lips.
Peach bottom.
Abs glistening in sweat that roll like honey biscuits
Champagne tingles - you know where.
Banana curves and firm, juicy flesh
Hidden beneath the thin skin of a grape.
Skin soft like white dough
And smooth like neufchatel cheese
Grate it with your nails.
Scratch deep, hard, and savagely.
Taste the moist cake of my body.
Suck the salt from me
Drink deep. Swallow.
Crawl up over succulent
Thick, thick drumsticks
Reach past wishbone hips and
Pause . . . there, and
Caress the space between the hanging bones.
Make a wish. But push instead of pulling.
Lay me out on your table.
Grab, scratch, grasp, bite
Away the tablecloth.
At museums, they tell you not to touch.
There are no such rules in my kitchen.
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