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All right, friends! I don't have a lot of time to write these days, so instead I'd like to read... Please, dears, write me something incredibly sexy. I want it raunchy but CLASSY, steamy but not pornographic, and without the use of the words cock, cunt, clit, dick, pussy, snazz, twat, quinny, beaver, cum, skeet, jizpie hole, donut driver, potty plunger, etc., etc. So please, make my toes curl with excitement before I hand it over to my conservative yet sassy 83-year-old grandmother. I'd like to see her giggle and blush, but not scream in terror. Have fun!
Appleby

Feast of Flesh

Sugar lips. 

Peach bottom.

Abs glistening in sweat that roll like honey biscuits

Champagne tingles - you know where. 

Banana curves and firm, juicy flesh

Hidden beneath the thin skin of a grape.

Skin soft like white dough

And smooth like neufchatel cheese

Grate it with your nails. 

Scratch deep, hard, and savagely.

Taste the moist cake of my body. 

Suck the salt from me 

Drink deep. Swallow.

Crawl up over succulent 

Thick, thick drumsticks

Reach past wishbone hips and 

Pause . . . there, and

Caress the space between the hanging bones.

Make a wish. But push instead of pulling.

Lay me out on your table. 

Grab, scratch, grasp, bite

Away the tablecloth. 

At museums, they tell you not to touch.

There are no such rules in my kitchen.