Halohead & Arrowtail

Oh, she is so sweet.

   How would you know?

   You've never tasted her.

Her skin...is radiant, like...like the sun

   Yeah, because she just had sex with a dude you probably never even heard of.

You're a liar. She tells me all.

   Oh yeah? Ask her then.

I don't need to. She is so perfect.

   I think she's ordinary.

Her eyes twinkle like the stars.

   Sadly she doesn't see you at all, though.

Oh, shut it. Her mind turns on every switch in me.

   Bah! You're too soft.

I'm in love can't you see.

   All I see is death.

Love is life-giving, just like her smile.

   Say what you like, you're blinded.

True love is blind...

   True love, pffft. Wait 'til you come back crawling, with none of your heartstrings attached. Don't ask me for help, I'd just say I told you so.

You are too pessimistic.

   Your observation is accurate.

Live a little. You'd never know if you don't try.

   Try your ass off, she's not looking at you at all, can't you see? LOOK! Open your useless eyes, don't be an idiot.

What's she looking at anyway?

   That blonde bloke who winks at her every 5 seconds.

Do we know him?

   That's James, remember?

No... If I could only have her.

   Well, you can't. She's your best friend.

Why not?

   You really are an idiot, then.

Maybe I am, but I'm going to tell her.

   What?! No!

"Hey, Gen?"

   THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING! 

"Yeah?"

   Remember what happened last time?

"Um... Nothing."

   Right you are. You are nothing.

...

"I think I love you."

   WHATTTTTTTT??????!!!!!