Here Kitty, Kitty
I find it purr-fectly reasonable,
inking lines to purr-suade you
that no purr-son, place, or thing
could ever purr-manently replace
(purr-haps not even temporarily)
the feline fur-ball purr-ched upon
your windowsill. She neither purr-forms
special tricks, nor purr-uses books
on your shelf for purr-poseful
discussion. The rules that purr-tain
to others never purr-vade her domain.
She rules as queen. Purr-nicious
tales of purr-forated curtains, shredded,
or muddy tracks, purr-ambulated
across the kitchen floor? Purr-ely
coincidental - most likely canine purr-fidy
meant to slander. Widen your purr-view
to include claims (purr-fectly
purr-missable) of past and present
owners. Do not purr-sist in your
unbelief, but believe. Purr-chase or adopt
today, and let the purr-ported party - begin.