This is the randomest thing since the common comparison to sliced bread

With my luck, I would've been stuck with a popular girl or three who treat me like I don't exist. In reality though, I probably would want to have this kid in my science class who wears NASA shirts and reads "The Lies They Teach You in School." He seems smart in the exactly-like-Sam-from-the-Lorien-Legacies-books way, and he can draw. In my unlucky world, the items I'd have would end up being a spatula, a goose, and a chicken bone...but if I had a choice, obviously I'd bring a Costco-sized palette of nonperishable food, a TV (you know those oldish ones with the plug attached), and a bar of soap. No one ever said the island didn't have any outlets or running water.