A bit of a cunt
I hate to be blunt
But you're a bit of a cunt
Even homie Frankie approves
Of such a verbal stunt
And I really hate to pry
But that sparkle in your eye
Is lit from the booze
And your saddle up high
Try not to look down
Wearing that cardboard crown
Rock paper scissors
Each one will make you frown
I'll just leave out a bunch
And express my main hunch
You're a cricket among lizards
Deserving a direct cunt punch
For shits and giggles lol
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