Urgent Time Travel Booking Notice From a Promising Customer

Hello TTT Agency, this is Tai Sensei (future famous author), I'm messaging you because I'd like to book a week-long trip to two separate time leaps in the distant future. Don't worry about sending me to the past, I'm sure I'd screw it up somehow - knowing me. We don't want to create a present day apocalypse now do we (haha, you think I'm joking >:), so I'll spare you the waver forms and broken contracts of terms and conditions policies I never read. 

Anyway, I'd like my first visit to be in 2018, around the time How to Train Your Dragon 3 gets in IMAX theatres. I know what you're thinking; "it's just a year, can't you wait?" Well the answer is No! I've already waited two years (when they started making it), this last year is just rude. 

I'd only like to spend about half a day in this year, just enough time to see the movie and fangirl for a few hours. My next destination, for the duration of my week, would be spent on some random date between 2027and 2037, during the height of my career as an author. I just want to get a copy of the book I wrote, plus the movie they made off my book, plus the fighting/adventure/RPG/visual novel game they made off the movie/book/short stories combined. Oh, and the PlayStation X to play the game on. One carry-on bag should suffice.

If you're thinking: "wow, you're just going to plagiarize off your future work." Then you're wrong. I'm going to edit off my future work, and it's not plagiarizing if it was made by me, so ha! - *sophisticated clearing of throat* - Where was I?  

Oh right, the expenses; I'm able to contribute a grand total of $10.00 for the initial payment (Yep, you read right. That's double, decimal, double digits of money). For the rest, I will be steal- I mean borrowing sufficient funds from my future self and delivering it to your company in the given deadline of between 2 minutes from now to eventually. I look forward to doing business with you and thank you for your service.

Sincerely, 

TaiSensei the almighty awesome-tastic cool superior warrior dragon tamer evil ninja assassin spy in disguise the first