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16th November 2016

Angry doesn't come close. I'm struggling to believe they didn't know, how could they not? You can't trip over nowadays without it going viral but this, this they kept quiet? Thanks to the world wide web we now know every bloody thing. Brad Pitt falls out with his missus and we know about it, we don't give a damn but we know. Otto the bulldog can skateboard and we can watch it on fricking YouTube. A sink hole in Japan was fixed in a week and it makes headlines but no fucker thinks we need to know about these freaking zombies?

Suddenly the undead are all over the place, today, not yesterday, no, this all happened today. Ha! Of course it did and nobody had a clue. Bullshit!

There's been an announcement from the government, apparently we are safe and they have it all under control. I lost faith in that bunch of tossers a long time ago and now out very lives are in their hands. The cuts to the military ain't such a good idea now huh?

For fuckety fucks's sake!

Nobody was ready for this. There's been no stockpiling of canned foods or bottled water. No digging of bunkers or building of walls. How long can any of us survive when we are so unprepared? Why didn't we know? Perhaps knowing would have been worse? Would it have made a difference? Could it have made a difference? Well we'll never bloody know now.

Fuck.

They knew. Someone somewhere knew. Makes me wonder if they simply didn't want us to be ready.