Beer Bellied Betty

Beer Butter Bellied Betty,

Boasting big beer buttered belly,

Bought bitter butter beer by barter,

Beer butter bellied Betty better barter!

Betty's being bit batty!

Belched Betty's bigger brother Bert,

Because big beer butter belly Betty,

Bit bitter blue berry,

But brewing basic bitter barley,

Better beer be brewed by barely bitter barley butter!

(c) BAM