Where the Heart Isn’t.

If you go down Misery Lane and take a left at the end, you'll find a big black house.

If your name is Opportunity, knock for 35 years. If no one answers, you're at the right place.

If you walk inside and the floor is made of eggshells, that means he's home, and that means you should leave. 

If you can't leave, be quiet. This isn't a fucking zoo.