What you did

I never would have married you if I knew what was going to happen. You are obsessed with them. Taking them home day after day, we don't even eat them because I am allergic, but still you keep on buying them. Their stench is permeating the house, and I cannot take it anymore. It is all you ever eat and it disgusts me; you make smoothies out of them, you boil them, and I cannot stand it anymore. I just have one thing to say, I never would have married you if I had known how much you liked potatoes.