I’d Rather Been Hit By A Truck

Roses are red

Damn she's stuck in my head

Violets are blue

I can't afford a lawyer or I would sue.

Rose are red

I love you, "how stupid," she said

Violets are blue

Self help books for who.

Roses are red

I found two words, dread and dead

Violets are blue

Choose either one they're both for you.