The job:

Accountant, with a flair for tying up loose ends, required for long term contract. Don't miss out on making a killing with this once-in-a-lifetime chance!

The applicant:

Name: John F. Deer

Experience:

Gardening professional for the last ten years. Government trained. Specialized in neutralizing exotic weeds (extreme weather variants).

Skills: 

Speaks 5 languages, including farsi. 20-20 eyesight. Quiet.

References:

Paul O. T. U. Sinclair, CEO of United Services Inc.