Dear Sir or Madam
I am interested in your hired killer opportunity. I have attached my resume as a Word.doc file.
I have had twenty years experience with increasing responsibility as a manager in retail. I believe I have given satisfaction to all my previous employers and can provide references if you request.
I would like to explore the hired killer opportunity. I have the qualities of initiative, preparedness, and a callous disregard for the mass of humanity that I think will be of great use as a hired killer.
I understand that I am making a career shift, so I believe my salary should be negotiable. My last salary as a manager was $45,000.00 per year but perhaps we should consider a piecework approach to compensation.
I am immediately available to start, but I do have a necessary dental surgery scheduled in June, so perhaps July 1 would be a better start date.
I am eager to travel but do not want to relocate from the metro area. I hope that is satisfactory.
Thank you again for your consideration,
I. P. Freely