No Double-Crossing

To whom every it may concern;

I was hacking deep into the heart of the Internet when I saw your add. At first, I wasn't interested; it's not like I need money when I can drain someone's bank account in under half a second. But I could use a decent thrill every now and again.

     Now I must warn you before we go any farther, that I have been trained by the best and the baddest, and that my fighting styles are quite different then those of any assassin you have probably met. Let me explain.

     I can kill people without ever leaving my house. In fact, without even leaving my desk. All I need is a computer.

     You may be doubtful now, but look at the newspaper; my killings typically cover the front page at least once a week. Now are you laughing?

     I didn't think so.

     The way it works is this--I can hack people's minds as long as they are staring at that computer, tablet, or phone screen. I can reverse the way the screen works so I am seeing them. I see their brainwaves as data streams, and I hack them like I'm hacking a computer. Deeper and deeper I get, until I reach the brain's matrix. And I simply shut it down. All body functions cease and the person is instantly gone. Dead.

     So I can assure you, not only do I kill with efficiency, speed, and without leaving a trace, double-crossing is not an issue for me. I wish you good day.

Sincerely,

Khloe Riana 

P.S. Might want to get a better firewall for your computer. I was able to access some very embarrassing stuff you probably don't want people seeing.