Young People

Oh my goodness. Young people nowadays!

Man, they don't even know what it was like to need to exercise last time. Now, when they want to be fit, they just take this medication that instantaneously strips away excess fat and enhances muscles. Like, what? Kids these day. Haiz. 

Forget exercise. Heck, kids nowadays don't even walk. They get about in mini, personal hovercrafts. Even when they're in the house! When we were younger, we actually used our own two feet to get about, you know! 

Sure, we had cars and trains and airplanes and stuff, but now they have portals! Young people nowadays will simply never understand how it was like in the past for us. Hmph! 

Sick? Take an injection, and no matter what illness it is, it'll disappear. Last time, we had to take medication! We had to wait for days, weeks even, to finally recover! Now, they have no idea what it's like to suffer! Their lives now are simply just too convenient for their own good.

It's absolutely convenient, yes, but this makes it absolutely ridiculous! When I was their age, I cooked my own food! They don't even need to cook now! Everything is machine-made. At home, you just press a button, select what you want to eat, and the smart-kitchen churns it out in less than two minutes! It's unbelievable! What if the kitchen breaks down, eh? They will never understand our struggles from in the 2000s and 2010s. Here in the 2070s, everything is so unbelievable! 

Young people nowadays!