You are gonna think I’m crazy after this

GUESS WHAT?

I really like cheese.

GUESS WHAT ELSE?

Paper clips worship me as a Goddess. "O Great Goddess Stellar, will you please unclip me from this terrifying piece of paper?" Of course, I unclip the paper clip from the horrible paper piece, and they start singing my goddess theme song.

Also, I'm currently married to 45 books. I married 'Eragon' yesterday.

I like cheese.

I like cheese.

Still liking cheese.

MOOO

My best friend is a Conkey, or a Dow. (A donkey/cow)

My other best friend is a Squirt. (I don't think you should ask... It's some sort of rare creature she made up.)

I WHIP MAH HAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MAH HAIR BACK AND FORTH

actually, I've never done that in my life.

I LIKE BIG BOOKS AND I CANNOT LIE

Professor Umbridge: "Now, you must write, 'I must not tell lies.'"

Harry: "How many times?"

Professor Umbridge: "Until it sinks in."

ERAGON ERAGON ERAGON

I really like cheese.

Tremble little lion man

OMIGOSH SHE HAD DIAMONDS ON THE SOLES OF HER SHOES

I LOVE BOOKS.

People think I'm really weird.

They are just really boring.

And may the odds be ever-

No, Effie, just no.

I. Got. Married. To. A. Potato.

La la la

PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS

rivers and roads

Mooooo

I like cheese still

CHEEEEESE

I talk to books...

I think that is a little bit too weird...

SOME NIGHTS I STAY UP-

reading.

And reading.

And reading.

And read some more.

Until I fall asleep reading.

And dream about reading.

I LOVE READING OK

rainbows rainbows rainbows

I LOVE HARRY POTTER

And cheese.

And mah faithful paper clips.

Bye.

Remember: The Great Goddess Stellar is the awesomest.

YAAAY

Bye again.

Remember that I like cheese

Say hi to my paper clips!

Thank you!

Bye.