A Pest Named Human

I woke up when I heard someone speaking.

"It was her who stole my berries. I remember her gold watch," said the voice.

I got up from my bed and looked for the source of the voice. I laughed so hard when I discovered that the cactus on my bedside table glared at me. 

"Hey, good morning Miss C. And yes, I plead guilty. I stole your berries. By the way, are you not going to introduce me to your new friend?" I glanced on the flying centipede above me. 

"Nice to meet you, Human. I am here to arrest you. Again."

This will be my second time in jail. Last time, I was charged with murder when I burned the house of the King Ant. I stayed in jail for seventy minutes and I was allowed to go home after lunch when I ate the Lettuce Officer. 

"It is my pleasure, Officer. You know how I enjoy staying in jail."

After thirty-five seconds, we arrived in jail and I was excited to hug my friend, Roach, a very smelly cockroach. 

"Long time no see, my friend. I heard you stole some berries from Miss C?"

"Yes, Roach. It was worth it. Look at my earrings, aren't they pretty?" 

"You're right Human. But I prefer if the berries have worms in it."

"I agree, Roach. Come on, I have an idea! Let's escape this prison. Fly us to Worm Town, Roach."

When I finished eating the Burger Officer, Roach and I escaped the prison. We went to Worm Town Carnival and disguised ourselves by drinking mud. I was so happy to be avocado-colored when I ride the Parasite Ferris wheel. I soaked my dress with vinegar and rolled onto the sand as I devoured the sunlight. And flop! I accidentally killed Roach.

Two seconds later, a crawling eagle police officer shot me with his sword. It went through my stomach and killed me in an instant.

"Murderer and thief. We are very relieved that you are finally rested, Human. You were a pest to our community."