On the other side of the world
"All communication with the Americas have been cut off. The only communication we have left with them is from the Pentagon and the few people who have managed to escape through any international rescue services brave enough to enter the Americas. Canada and Alaska appear to be doing fine but are slowly being cornered by what appears to be mutant zombies. Russia is preparing for a potential onslaught of zombies should the stretch of ocean between Alaska and Russia freeze over this year, although it is highly unlikely due to recent climate changes."
The rest of the words droned on into static as I tuned the news reporter out. Zombies crossing the Pacific, ha! What a joke. The ocean won't just freeze over like that after global warming did a hit-and-run on that. I feel lucky to be living on the Asian-Australian side of the world. What happened to Europe again? Oh, yeah. Someone stupidly thought that it would be a great idea to bring some of the infected in for tests, trying to find a cure. They couldn't leave the zombies alone to die off from flesh shortage, oh no, they had to find a cure. Of course, someone got bitten and the infection spread rapidly. Luckily for the northern countries, the zombies have not figured out how to swim or mutate cold resistance, although that is just a matter of time. Most of them just migrated to Greenland or Iceland, no big deal. The Middle East is doing a beautiful job of keeping the zombies from reaching India, China and Africa, what with extreme heat and crazy armies who are willing to kill anything, even their own troop mates to survive.
The island countries are doing the best in the world. There is no possible threat to any of us other than Singapore, what with being connected to mainland Malaysia and all, but they got one of the best armies in the region here. No wonder they are the 'Lion City', they are so fierce and weapon heavy.
Well then, time to continue relaxing in my flat while I wait for this to all die down. And by die down I mean 'zombies dying off'.