Project Whiskey: Part 1
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Intercepted cellular text messages from ████, TX received August ██, 2015. Names have been changed.
Time 13:24
John: Hey Jane, u off work yet???
Jane: Yeah, just got off work. How about you?
John: No, had the day off and now I'm broken down in the middle of nowhere
Jane: Oh no! anyone comming to get you?
John: Not unless ur going to drive out from Cali to get me. Ur the only one who actully replied.
Jane: did you try AAA
John: Been on hold with them for the past hour. I'm waaaay out here. Surpried i don't hear banjos or something
Jane: Where are you at?
John: Outside some little nothing town. First town i've seen in thirty minutes too, and the last one had more cows than people.
Jane: LOL, that's really out there. That's what you get for working the oil rigs
John: It pays good, and there's stuff to do
Jane: Like what????
John: U know that weird town I told you about?
Jane: Minerall Wells???
John: Yeah, they have this giant abandoned hotel, and they're giving tours of it. Also, there's this really creepy place called Nazarine Hospital that's supposed to be haunted.
Jane: What, you went in there
John: Hell yeah! ;D
Jane: OMG your an idiot
John: And it was super creepy, like a horror movie thing.
Jane: I swear your going to get yourself killed.
John: Why??? U believe in ghosts
Jane: No, you'll have the roof cave in on you or something
John: Yeah sure whatever
Jane: Well sorry for being concerened about you NOT dying
Time 14:02
John: U know, no one has passed me yet and it's been like over 30 minutes
Jane: What about AAA????
John: Still on hold
Jane: That sucks
John: Yeah, I'm htinking of walking into town. Someone's gotta be able to jumpstart me
Jane: How far away is it???
John: I don't know 2 miles, and it's freaken hot
Jane: Ok, well let me know when you find anyone. I gotta go. Almost home.
John: See ya ;)
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Statistics
████, TX
Population: 500
Year Founded: 1949
Primary Income/Employment: Oil Drilling, Cattle Ranching
(last updated 2010)
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Source [Data Expunged]
Regarding ████, TX
Research center: Foxtrot 5
Primary Research Directive: [Data Expunged]
Status: Unknown
Last Contact: June,██ 2015
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Notes
With all due respect for the Military and your rank [Data Expunged] ██████, I cannot reveal much at this time. Once confirmation is received, expunged data shall be revealed. Specific names, dates, and locations shall not be revealed, for I have no authority to do so, nor will any be given.
-Plumber X