Huff...And a Puff...And he was blown away

There were ten items on Coke McDonald’s to-do list on June 17, but jumping off a cliff was NOT one of them. Certainly not. Never. Not by the hair of his chinie-chin-chin.

But then came, a Huff, and a Puff, and blew Coke McDonald away.

Down he fell, first with confusion, then with anger, then with fear, then with amazement, then with happiness, then with joy, and finally, he hit the water with satisfaction. The cool water of the lake covered him, leading him into a state of bliss, and the buoyance pushing him back upward. He screamed with joy, and thanked none but Mother Nature for giving him his best surprise ever.