On the Hit List quotes

"Chester has always been chunky. As a baby it was considered adorable; as a toddler, precious; when he hit childhood (age 4-10), his parents said it was baby fat that refused to let go; by middle school, it was called his phase and he was supposed to grow out of it; high school came along and we all knew it (the fat), was here to stay. Now, to see him enter the shared dorm's shower room and disrobe … well, it's disturbing."

-Ellis DeAngelo

"Chester, how can you be hungry? We just ate 30 minutes ago."

"For me that's practically a hunger strike. I'm starving"

- Chester

"I try to put myself in Sam's shoes to figure out what he might do next, but it's hard because I don't like Crocs or Birkenstocks."

- Ellis DeAngelo

"Your ideas are always bad, remember when you named our softball team the Velocity-rapers. We almost got banned!"

- Ellis DeAngelo

I will add more as they come to me from memory.