The Last Man Standing

"Kimmy... keep your voice down, love. You'll alert the usher..."

"But Jackie, it feels sticky and hot down here. Let me try to help."

"Th-That's-- oh! Agn, y-you shouldn't touch that..."

"Jacqueline, you're flushed. I'll make you feel better."

"Hah-- oh my; 'll, ngn, K-Kim...!"

In reality, Jacqueline just got gum on the bottom of her trench coat and her loving wife, Kim, was trying to get it off as gently as possible without startling her germaphobe spouse. But the group of college students sitting beside them, who were too mortified to even look in their direction, thought otherwise.