Invisible Friends

April showers bring May flowers, at least, that's what my invisible friends used to tell me, during those long, rainy thunderstorms, in the dark, in the night! The things my invisible friends used to tell me might shock you, especially during those dark nights. Anyway, that's how I knew my neighbors were plotting to kill me, my invisible friends told me. You may question them if you wish.

And that, officer, is why I had to murder my neighbors.