Scorch Planet!

"For the love of God, please just let me take your soul so I can go home!"

"At least you're dramatic. I'm a fat baby with terrible aim." 

"I like being alone. It's just- I don't like being lonely."

"Death can be funny. Just yesterday I ran into a structural engineer whose porch collapsed and crushed him."

"It's hot here!" "It's fifteen miles away from a star five million times the size of this planet." "My point stands then."

"Humans are okay I guess. I wish they just gave me a gift basket now and then."

"Love is not that different than death. They both change people. They both can't be explained. And they both make people terrified."

"You'd think for the king of everything he'd have a nicer house."

"Who cares if I'm behind schedule? I literally have all of eternity to catch up."

"I'm naming you Snorgle McSnufflepants and there's nothing you can do about it."

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